Archie's Joke Book Magazine 266 Low Grade (1980)

• 1 Borrow Banter +
  Betty keeps asking Veronica if she can borrow different things for the big dance.
• 2 Skate Estate +
  Archie and Jughead are renting roller skates to people.
• 3 Muscle Bustle +
  Archie talks about some terrible violence he saw at the movies.
• 4 Moon Goon +
  Midge sees a new moon.
• 5 Bite Sprite +
  Betty and Veronica said good things about Archie's apple pie.
• 6 Race Pace +
  Betty wonders if Archie entered the four man, or two man, bobsled race.
• 7 Wry Reply +
  Archie hasn't dated much since he lost his little black book.
• 8 Snow Woe +
  Archie wishes Jughead would quit using the expression "I'm not snowing you!".
• 9 Wonder Blunder +
  Archie can't get away from the other snowmobilers.
• 10 Everything Is Beautiful +
  To get out of trouble, Archie tells Veronica she's beautiful when she's angry.
• 11 Small Change Script: Joe Edwards +
  Charley got his change in pennies.
• 12 News Blues +
  Archie phones Mr. Lodge with some bad news and some good news.
• 13 A Real Wack! +
  Teaching Dilton self-defense, Moose tells him to hit him as hard as he can.
• 14 Proof Spoof +
  Archie gets a new exercise belt in the mail which gets endorsed by Mr. Weatherbee.
• 15 Chore Score Script: George Gladir +
  Being a teen witch, Sabrina has double-duty homework.
• 16 Brew Rue Script: George Gladir +
  Sabrina has a remedy for Aunt Hilda's noxious witch's brews.
• 17 Wag Gag +
  Veronica's dog Clarence comes from a very distinguished canine family.
• 18 Triple Ripple +
  Archie notices that bad things seem to happen in threes.
• 19 Scope Scoop +
  Archie's horoscope says his face is his fortune.
• 20 Traction Faction +
  Jughead broke his nose skiing.
• 21 Math Wrath +
  Moose hasn't answered a single problem in addition.
• 22 Style Smile +
  Veronica is amazed how style conscious the people of another country are.
• 23 Fly Guy +
  Archie tries wrestling.
• 24 Date Strait +
  Mr. Lodge has a weight problem.
• 25 Snooze Ruse +
  When Jughead sleeps in class, he comes prepared.
• 26 Archie's Gag Bag +
  Archie's mom put his favorite tee shirt into the laundry.
• 27 Archie's Gag Bag +
  Archie gives Jughead a password and wants the countersign.
• 28 No Fight Tonight Script: George Gladir +
  Reggie decides to ask Midge out, right in front of Moose.
• 29 Split Fit +
  Archie keeps running away when he sees someone he knows.
• 30 Research Riot Script: George Gladir +
  Sabrina travels to the sorcery library in old Salem to do some research.
• 31 Race Ace +
  Archie is putting on a fancy racing suit to set a new lap record.
• 32 Big Moose Pin Up +

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