Archie's Joke Book Magazine 271 Low Grade (1980)

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• 1 Skate Strait +
  Betty tries to show Archie the new way of disco skating.
• 2 Row Woe +
  While rowing down the river, Archie asks Jughead to read his horoscope.
• 3 Clock Yock +
  Moose asks to borrow Midge's alarm clock.
• 4 Bait Trait +
  Mr. Lodge wonders if Veronica brought any bait.
• 5 Fright Sight +
  Veronica's new outfit is designed to quicken the pulse of the boys.
• 6 Prize Problem +
  Moose wonders if Dilton's computer can handle his problem.
• 7 Rapid Recovery +
  Veronica is too sick to go to school, until she discovers Archie and Betty are spending time together.
• 8 Tough Stuff +
  Moose is running for the fence to catch a deep drive ball.
• 9 Help! Script: Joe Edwards +
  Charley needs Li'l Jinx to help him out.
• 10 Mr. Weatherbee Gag Bag +
  Mr. Weatherbee shows off some Indian smoke signals and asks what they mean.
• 11 Mr. Weatherbee Gag Bag +
  In college, Mr. Weatherbee was all muscle, but it's behind him now.
• 12 Borrow Sorrow +
  Archie wants to borrow Betty's bike.
• 13 Shopper Comes a Cropper +
  Veronica is out shopping.
• 14 Wipe Gripe +
  Why does the coach need two towels for each game?
• 15 Dirt Alert +
  Archie's dad figures that as long as he has the hose out he should wash Archie's car, but Archie objects.
• 16 Freeze Tease +
  Reggie has cold cash and a hot personality.
• 17 Camp Scamp +
  Leroy can't walk any further on the hike, so Archie asks him to say hello to Kitty.
• 18 Meal Zeal +
  The gang is unsure what to order at a posh restaurant.
• 19 Payment Betrayment +
  Moose is going to make Reggie pay for kissing Midge.
• 20 Sore Score +
  Moose is upset because Reggie's shadow is touching Midge.
• 21 Keen Scene +
  Hot Dog did well in obedience school.
• 22 Fleet Meet +
  Jughead asks Gloria if she has seen Archie.
• 23 Woe Foreknow +
  Archie listens to the weather forecast.
• 24 Sassy Lassy +
  Jughead follows Ethel to find out what she's cooked up.
• 25 Belle's Bell +
  A psychic sees bells in Betty and Archie's future.
• 26 Write Sprite +
  Moose needs to borrow something to make out a note.
• 27 Bats in the Belfry +
  Dilton is on deck to show he can be a slugger.
• 28 Spot Plot +
  Whenever he gets his allowance, Archie sees spots in front of his eyes.
• 29 Belt Welt +
  Archie is looking for a belt for his girl for under four dollars.
• 30 Muscle Tussle +
  Moose has his boxing gloves on the wrong hands.
• 31 Switch Pitch +
  Jughead tells Archie the secret to a happy life.
• 32 Word of Mouth +
  Veronica is exhausted after a hard day.

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